Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Easy Come, Easy Go

I really had a nice day listening with my classmates songs by Michael Jackson, 3Oh!3, Soulja Boy and some of our favorite cover songs. I definitely enjoyed dancing awkwardly to the beat of Smooth Criminal and Billy Jean. Only this time after the “King of Pop’s” death we listened some of his hit singles.

“Whew!”Yes we finally can choose our clubs to be joined for the year. We were given application forms. Some of us tried to enlist to the M.O.V.E.R.S Inc. Club. We hurriedly ran to the specific room and we then failed. Their limit exceeded and we immediately looked for decent clubs to join with. “Basketball club,” as my classmates said so, some rejected while some agreed. I rejected because Juniors and Seniors collaborated. Then we fell to our wildest dream entering the Peer Counselor’s Club in which they the Guidance office of the school. When we found out one of our not-so-good smelling classmate was present there. WTF?! We backed out and ran inside my previous and still club moderator of Science Club (Juniors) Maam Mary Ann Alberto…WTF?! Everything was a twist of fate.

Oh the hell, we joined the club with sweaty foreheads. Haha! Lowell, Roi and Billy still had no club to join. They were planning for Campus Peacemakers, however they viewed it as too corny. They almost fell to the Twirlers who are majorettes and they were the “FLAGLETS”.

Flaglets- *noun* people who carry flags for the march or parade.

The club needed three and they were just perfect. They were definitely ashamed of that. So they stopped and dropped to the Junior Science Club. They were the final persons who entered the epic fail club.

But the epic fail was also my classmate Loibert entered the SMC Chorale. FTW?! He will sing Careless Whisper for the audition.

I’m kinda hungry. I just wanted to fill in a new blog post. Whew! My stomach is growling in hunger.

Read Full Post »

All Smiles

Another day of practice for us. I invited my classmates to have our practice in our tiny turf to help classmate Caryl Blanza’s family and take a rest after days of practice in their house. We planned to have it 1 pm after the mass in our school which was participated by officers and residents of Lagao. I stayed home in the morning because I am not an officer and a resident of Lagao.

1 pm and still they are not present. I went to Caryl Blanza’s house to check if they are there. In the middle of the sunny day, I almost shouted a bad word when I saw that there is no one present. Occupying our PC and checked if they are still online or on the way. After several minutes, while I am listening to Oasis’ all time hit, Wonderwall. I heard by brother screaming silently *haha*.

The conversation is translated to English.(nosebleed)

Young bro: Kuya, they are present outside.
Me:Whaat?!
Me:Why are you late?
Them:You responded very late too. It’s very hot here outside.
Me:Ok, go inside.
Them:I think you just woke up.
Me: No, my speakers were maxed I am listening to Wonderwall by Oasis.
Them: Ok fine.Let’s start na.
Me:Haha, go inside first in the air conditioned room.
Them: Are you alone sleeping here?
Me:No, I sleep with my brother.
Them: Let’s go, start our practice.
Me:Stay calm!

After listening to Wonderwall, we then occupied the room with sweat and saliva while laughing out loud with jokes by my classmate Ariel Litigio. We planned several things when some people are shouting outside. WTF?! It’s Ronald Salibio and Shania Canda’s group.

Me: What are they doing here?!
Riel: We are looking for Ariel for almost an hour.
Me: But we are having our practice.
Ronald, Shania, Kate: *in chorus*We are also having our practice with
Ariel and Ibrahim.
Me: But I invited them first.
Riel: Noo, we were the first.
Me: Ouch, what will we do now.
Ariel: I’ll stay here.
Shania: Ariel!

My mother then talked with Ronald’s group telling them, “Why don’t you have your practice here outside.” I just laughed my lungs and throat out. “Whaat?! Outside, are you kidding me, Ma.” After talking confusingly, all agreed that we will have a practice first, then Riel will fetch Ariel and Ibs.

Action! Swiftly we started the practice. We enjoyed laughing with Ariel’s jokes.

Me: You people gonna eat?
Chryslene: YES!
(everyone loled)
Me: Haha, no shame, too much hospitality. Ok then we will eat bihon
some biscuits.
Them: Yehey!

After our tummies were full, my classmates checked out my pictures when I still had short short in school. I then took some pics with them.

zzz

zzz


Waaah
We definitely enjoyed the time we spent in our turf. After they left Gensanville, my mother then asked me.

Ma: Nak, your crush is Rikka Cantoja?
Me: Huh?!Who asked?
Ma: Me.
Me: Nevermind.

Gotta go.Gotta study and answer these questions from the “Pakistani Spectator”Ciao!

Read Full Post »

Faint?!

Whew! I slept late past 11 in the evening watching UFC Unleashed. It was a normal Saturday for me, watching UFC and some concerts that are fun to watch. But this morning I woke up early at 8 am. (8 am is too early for every weekends) I felt sleepy throughout the day watching UFC replays like the Machida vs Ortiz fight in Balls in SKY Cable while texting with classmate Rikka Cantoja.zzz

3 pm here in the Philippines, my family went to church for the usual Sunday Mass. I really don’t understand Cebuano gospels when I sit down and listen to it. So, I just stared and asked my parents about the gospel’s meaning. I tried to understand but it was a bit hard.

After several minutes, I felt dizzy and almost fainted. I had blurry and double vision to the screen that projected the songs. My knees almost had no strength and my head hurt so much that I already tried to bang it in the front bench. I remained strong and I then sat beside my mother to remain cool and fine. I burped a lot and sweated a river. Whew?! I passed out for a second. My vision was dark and blurry.Thank God I stayed steady.

I think I was really hungry that time, so we ate at Ted’s La Paz Batchoy. Our favorite pastime snack, Yeah! It’s better than Mandarin for us.Haha!I really enjoyed my day. But what an experience, this was just my second time I almost fainted.

I just can’t stop blogging. I love my PC even though my parents told me that the reason of my that miserable experience was too much use of computer.

Now, I’ll try to install NBA 2K9 and make a late review. However, there is an error. Haha, gotta make a script while texting to my classmate Rikka Cantoja.xD

Read Full Post »

Gloomy Days Ahead

Rainy season+hell week=gloomy days ahead.

The perfect equation to describe our dreary future. Our St. Therese of Child Jesus Class are spending the week with tears running down their cheeks. We’ve got work to do, no more DoTA for some and cellphones will be used seldom.

WTF?! That’s what we call as legal killing from my classmate Chloebelle Guinto’s blog. http://assassinationofboredom.blogspot.com. Visit that site and you’ll laugh your lungs out and drop to your knees. Our school is doing legal killing to our throats and brain until we color our eyes red and have eye bags visible down our dimples. No more happy nights for me.

Disaster for our fragile brains. Now I will choreograph the dances and positions for our subject MAPEH. Whaat? Did you just say “choreograph” WTFLOLWUTRUKIDDINGME? Composure, concentration and charm, haha! Those are the things I need, its been years since I danced to the beat of folk songs… I can’t keep up with the beat since I enjoyed following the catchy beat of pop songs nowadays. Therefore, what a landslide for me. No more reputation and shame for us, we gotta show our talent. The talent of staring in our bulletin board for minutes, “Is that valid?”

Killing us softly, limb by limb until I have those dreams that I fell of a ladder because of cramps in my legs and arms. In the past, I dreamed about joints that hurt so much, now its my biceps and shins? FTW. Now my dreams are also getting weird.

Pray for us, I hope we won’t have gloomy days ahead.

Read Full Post »

I’ve recently thought of reflecting my early boyhood years wherein, I still wore those briefs along the streets without shame in my face. Childhood was filled with smiles as a kid like me before was addicted with the Pokemon series. My mom even bought me a poster filled with the classic original 130 Pokemon characters *I think so*.

As a small kid with asthma and experienced the wrath of the bacteria amoeba, I can’t really mingle that much with friends because of those problems. Growing up was not that really hard because, I still had chance to play but with some difficulties, but I managed to learn the exciting sport of basketball from my father.

Since, I was a small kid I enjoyed having those days wherein we visit Davao. Traveling in a bus was a bit uncomfortable for me and my older brother. We sometimes vomit because of the smell of air freshener and curved roads along Davao. Its been so long since I traveled with my family going Davao riding an air-conditioned buses. Right now we are riding our car back and forth my hometowns.

Now, a sophomore, but still retains his childish attitudes with some alterations in my rants and thoughts. Some said that my voice changed a bit lower, but still my attitude didn’t change quite a bit. The shady look in the eyes and serious emotion when focused still messes up someone’s idea.

I changed my mind about my previous post “Killing Time” as my 2-minute talk for our subject English. I think this would be a better option for me as my article.

No class today and so I made this post. Goodbye for now.Peace.

Read Full Post »

Day by day in my summer this year 2009, I’ve been thinking about the time I’ve spent each and everyday. I thought that I’ve been killing time almost each and everyday.

“Aaarggh”, the first words I uttered when I woke up in a Monday morning back to school with a frown. I really had a great time in my summer but it seems summer is still a bummer for me. I had a long time starting blogs and playing DoTA and Poker most of the time. One thing I also thought was it still wasn’t enough to call summer fun with all the trips and laughter I shared with my family and friends.

I only spent most of my time during vacation in front of the PC. I really do feel that I wasted some of my time with nothing more than updating my favorite social-networking sites. What was cool though is that I kept in touch with relatives.

“Time is ticking,” the usual quotations I hear for people in places. I kill time! Usually, I am not aware, I’ve been using the computer for more or less than 4 to 5 hours. The “tick and the tock”, the disturbing sounds I hear, when I am alone inside my room. Everything inside my heads seems interlocked with time as it flows rapidly.

Though some say, you feel that time is fast because you are not doing work most of the time. While some say, “THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH MY CLOCK!” People tend to overkill time by doing unnecessary things that does not contribute to someone’s happiness or anything. But I don’t say that you must do work all day or maybe sleeping is bad.

The truth is time must be treasured. Just like for me, assignments during school days makes my hair stand in madness! It kills my time! Sometimes I decided to make it in school which gave me conflicts with my time in studying in school or maybe bursting out in laughter with my classmates.

Hopefully, I can use my time wisely so that I can rock on!LOLWUT. Its really nice that I don’t have class tomorrow, however, I still have the hangover, first week assignments! Gotta go and make it. I made this post for my subject English’s 2-minute talk, I gotta edit this in my Microsoft Word 2007 application and make it shorter and sweeter.

Have fun everyone…

Read Full Post »

School Blues

Whew! First day of school was so bad for almost everyone. From freshmen to senior year felt warm as we sweat an ocean as we had our school orientation the whole day!Watda?! I was sweating in my whole body seating almost at the back of the line. Good thing we sat on sturdy plastic chairs and not on a stupid dirty floor. I stopped and stare most of the time, our new adviser Mrs.Ellen Purification (we call her Purist Thunderwrath) was not that strict as we only talked and chattered around for most of the event.

Effing 1st day that was. I hoped before I slept last night early at 9:00 pm, that hopefully the 2nd day will be much better. Coming early at 6:30 a.m with lesser people when I arrived in my uncomfy classroom, St. Therese of Child Jesus. It was better than yesterday though, we loled a lot about the name-calling for teachers, like “penguin” and “Jollibee”.

Afternoon of June 9, when we had the election of class officers. Some of us were a bit mad and some were glad. I was a bit disturbed when I heard that it was the same persons who were elected last year. *nakakasawa* Although, there were some reactions, I still raise my hat for them, woot. We were also arranged according to Maam’s decision for our seat plan. My seatmate was my fugly classmate, Poaline Louisse Santos, *just kidding*. She chattered about blogging and referred my next post to be about my love life.WTF?! She preferred some weird titles with corny lines to beef up my next blog post.

The shocking part was this conversation:

Me: I’ll make a blog post about you.
Her: *not listening*
Me: What would be a good title?
Her: “My Love” *referring about my other love life*
Me: Whatda! Why? You never told me about that? I was talking about
a title for my blog post about you!
Her: Waaa!*poking and slapping my shoulder while laughing*

zzz.I just can’t stop laughing that time, good thing our adviser was not present that time.:)). It was a nice day for me and maybe for others. The nicest part was I can still make blog posts although rarely for the rest of the school year.

Goodbye for now, gotta rest my neck, it hurt when I snapped it.

Read Full Post »

Slam Dumb!

Just this day I’ve clicked a link from NBA.com player blogs, . The site was filled with comics about basketball especially NBA. One of the posts was thisWhat a Bunch of Jabrones. I’ve read about the news of WWE and Denver Nuggets owner on scheduling the show and the game on the same date and night. I lol’ed about this comic as it shows the funny opinion of the one who created the comic. Haha, I rated this comic 4/5.

The next comic I read was The Master of Panic It was about the Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy who is known for his loud and panicking emotion when the team takes a timeout or their in the huddle. This is comic is really hilarious.5/5

The last comic I read, (because I got tired) was A Killer Mentality The comic was about the 1st round of NBA Playoffs in the Eastern Conference Boston Celtics vs Chicago Bulls. This was very funny as it showed Glen Davis who cried one time in a game when he was schooled by Kevin Garnett. I also liked the letter that was given anonymously to Ray Allen, Rajon Rondo and Glen Davis.”If you kocksuckers loose to Bulls I will merder you.” Definitely 5/5.

Try checking out the site.

Read Full Post »

« Newer Posts