Just watch this video at see how this human being cranks like an alien.
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
What a Crackhead.
Posted in Humor, Web, tagged lol on October 13, 2009| Leave a Comment »
Stupid Things
Posted in Humor, Personal, tagged Humor, Personal on July 28, 2009| Leave a Comment »
Maan, Earth is packed with awesome stupid things. Uurghh, stupid things makes me sick likes the things here below.
1. Fedor Emilianenko vs Josh Barnett was stopped due to so-called bankruptcy of Affliction and Josh was positive with steroids. So Affliction will just be the sponsor for the shirts of UFC.
2. Geometry is grueling. The quiz makes us nervous. WTF!
3. Our electric fan is noisy and is sometimes ventilating the right side only!
4. Our classroom is very hot. Sweating a river?!? You like that?!?
5. Matay nga GUGMA! You understand that? Haha. Just got a careless whisper from a very nice person.
6. I think I’m just hungry. Just eating Sky Flakes.Haha.
I’ve got nothing to do right now. Just want to waste time with the keyboard. Gotta go! Ciao!
Freakin’ Wedding Entrance
Posted in Humor, Opinion, Personal, Web, tagged Humor, Personal, videos, Web, youtube on July 26, 2009| Leave a Comment »
From Plurk to Twitter and Youtube. One of the top videos and searches is the video shown above. What a cool entrance for a wedding. Especially when the two ushers threw the colored papers up in the air. But I really liked the slow mo part of the video.
Thanks to Chloe, I shared this first to her and requested her to GM this on the Yahoo Messenger. Although this is one disrespectful act I still liked the whole wedding entrance when they danced altogether.
So what do you think? What would be an also nice song for and entrance in a wedding?
It’s Like an Earthquake!
Posted in Games, Humor, Personal, School, tagged friends, Games, Humor, Personal, School on July 24, 2009| 1 Comment »
Starting out the day right wearing respective t-shirts for each club with nice statements and colors. Everyone was excited with their smiles that reached their ears and guitars strumming to the beat of Love Story and You Belong to Me. Rushing to our specific area in the covered court.
Students in different shirts attended the mass early morning. Nice mass indeed with Fr. Jonathan Sarcon. Then continued with the swarm of people cheering and screaming loudly with pride with their own clubs. Students tried to knock the roof out of the building, but I guess the program for the Clubs’ Day is just not that nice with Maam Macaway’s stupid control on the day’s program. Chyea! Yet we had real fun playing the guitars.
We then ate lunch in St. Mark’s room. My room! Haha.
Puryagaba nga isagatos!
Just an opinion, freedom of speech. I didn’t like the viand Sisig and grilled chicken. But at least it filled my hungry stomach and satisfied my appetite then again sang songs like My Heroine with amateur background strings. We then played games like Dodge Ball, classic Bagoongay *correct me if I’m wrong* and Dragon Tail. We had so much fun but exhausted ankles then waited for some people to rush back to their classrooms. So when I arrived at the classroom I heard loud acoustics. We sang and sang then we practiced for our assembly this coming Tuesday.
Waaa! We ran hurriedly to go Gem’s house. Right now I’m at their house. I will turn around and….
Birthday na nako! LOL
Been wondering, Is there a class on Monday?!?. Gotta go and play DoTA with Gem. Wonder what will be the result? What’s that I heard,GODLIKE. Haha. Ciao!
Messed up Thoughts
Posted in Humor, Personal, tagged Humor, Personal on July 20, 2009| 1 Comment »
Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
Hours of watching Naruto Shippuuden in Animeseason.com and reading Naruto manga are just so typical things a Narutard do most of the time. Stagnant life and brain of a student/Narutard. I just don’t have an interesting idea to blog about right now.
Deciding for two days and a half still I ended with this stupid thing that I think only few people will read this. Damn! No one is reading my blog nowadays. I think I have to update it most of the time and advertise it. Now where the heck am I going from Naruto to advertising? WTH?!? Im listening to the sound that goes like this.
Too-doo-too-doot
Effing Farm Town background music. Now I will stop the song and stop the pseudo pseudo fakey. Blog is so tempting, I wanna type and type misled ideas that turned out into an impressive work of human brain. Patience is a virtue gotta think for hours while watching television of playing Farm Town. LOL. Now I’m weary and so messed up. Trashed ideas that eventually turn out nice. Where am I going again? I’m like looking both to the right and left at the same time.
I just wanna waste my time and wait for my brother to be bothered with the sound of the keyboard while I am hitting it precisely. I typed this whole stupid article for about ten minutes and my brothers are making me a laughing stock while playing Texas Hold’em Poker.
Wat the?! I am sharing these things to people who don’t even want to read it. HAHA.
My last words from Naruto Shipuuden.
Mangekyou Katangahan.
Laugh or Die
Pandemonium
Posted in Humor, Personal, School, tagged Humor, Personal, School on July 9, 2009| Leave a Comment »
I just had a short break for days when I tried to rest my thoughts in my comfy bed. I could care less with my views for days. I was really worried with the stress we felt and will feel maybe few days after. I’m trying to cope up with my Mathematics subjects both hard and fast paced. Our mentors are likely swift in shifting to new topics each day.
Sitting in an uncomfortable area for about eight hours each day. Our classroom is really gloomy and hot almost the whole day. Luckily some of our teachers add some smiles from their jokes.
Thursday. I call this day as dooms day. The day is always filled with fun however grueling activities. “Kindly color our day,” as they say. I can barely keep my feet steady in the Thursday earthquake and mambas. Today is Thursday! Absent anyone?!? It’s like a catastrophe for me when I mark the calendar with x’s and end up in Thursday with the frown. I am getting quite impatient when it is almost Friday. Friday afternoon, almost everyone lulled to deep silence then shouts, “Thank God its Friday.” Check! Its the day we celebrate, “free!” The day I can make efficient blog posts that spices up my day because of the daily views.
Maan! Thursday. A frown in the face entering the campus premises. While my bag is being checked, I always stare in the mirror and see my smile in reverse. I wish my day would be like blowing candles each and every day. No more comic books nor blog reading but the effing Text books each day. Loners’ day again?!?
While waiting for our Araling Panlipunan subject. We were all ready to submit our assignments. “Pass it forward!”, our funny and chubby teacher Ms. Daffne Dulay shouted loud and clear. Seconds passed and, “Giro!” my classmate Rikka exclaimed in chorus. WTF?! Everyone’s attention was on her and not on our teacher. WTF?! After the salvo, she threw her pouch filled with pencils, I think in the back of my head.
TOUCHDOWN!
I almost threw it back at her, but when I knew it accidentally hit me and not Giro and had a funny peace sign while saying sorry, I just kept my relaxed yet disappointed look at them laughing at me. I was really furious that time however I kept my composure. I was a bit embarrassed to what my innocent look looked like that time.
So, afternoon again. Two mathematics subjects ahead. We enjoyed in Science. Everyone copied and shared answers. “Poof!” The windy weather erupted. Gem felt itchy like he was bitten with hundreds of ants.
Err, Algebra 2. It was just normal, silent, boring and I was sleepy. Geometry! Waah! Everyone rushed in opening notes reviewing and got ready for a quiz. I studied a bit. X marks ruled my 1 whole pad paper. My mistakes were quite identical with the correct ones. Just wrong symbols. WTF! Reven joined me in our cause that Thursday is a bad day. My score was so low that I just sat and thought that this not really good and abnormally looking with all the X’s and few checks.
PANDEMONIUM!
Maybe Friday will be a good day for me. School is a Cinderella story for some! Gotta go and watch UFC Marathon. Yeah! Better be in my bed and ready to cover the UFC 100 Telecast live. Ciao!
Paranoidism
Posted in Humor, Personal, tagged Humor, Personal on July 4, 2009| Leave a Comment »
Main Entry: para·noid·ism
Pronunciation: -“iz-&m
Function: noun
: the state or condition of being paranoid
-from http://www.dictionary.reference.com
I dedicate this post to all constant classmates or people who visit my blog. I’m in the state of paranoidism. I’m getting too emotional and getting weirder. Yeah! I’m off to my 30th post maybe weeks after this day.
You wanna know to whom is the famous last words, “BIGAON KA! for? It is for someone which you should not know, maybe in personal too keep the peace and order in place and settled.
It’s for the person who pissed off Lowell Delima. Gotta go and say hello.
Pain, Pleasure and Pool!!
Posted in Humor, Personal, School, tagged Humor, Personal, School on July 4, 2009| Leave a Comment »
What a day of pain, pleasure and pool madness in LC5 Farm and Resort. I indeed woke up early to catch up with my former classmate Nicole with Billy and Riel to be early in the event. We prepared to have a thanksgiving party with the teachers. Whew! We arrived very early with Joben standing around the corner waiting for an accompaniment.
Then people started to fill the resort and we then booked a cottage and went inside to check and swim, swim and swim. Everyone was prepared even our guests teachers and parents. Everything turned out right until the sudden turn of events from pain to pleasure.
I am confused in this post if I am gonna share or not.
I’ll just talk about the pain. Classmate JB made my classmate Jana cry in tears of anger and pain in her feelings. JB said a misunderstood or inappropriate word that didn’t turn out that right…I then stood up as a innocent paparazzi and heard about the salvo. It just turn out that I told JB to evacuate to the cottage and just forget about what he did. However, he just passed by the pond and went to the nearest store to buy coke in cans to satisfy his bulletproof loneliness. After the sudden chain of good and not-so-good events he poofed to a spot, and got dizzy and almost drowned to the pond. Luckily he was spotted by Dan’s father and helped him. I just can’t stop staring at his state that time.
When we knew he was so depressed about what he did. He said he almost committed suicide. WTFLOLWUTRUKIDDINGME?!? He used a sharp barbed wire to bury it in his pulse. I just can’t understand his reason why he did that.
I poofed around the spots and played frisbee with classmates. Jumping up and down and catching the disc is enjoying to me.
When we started going back to the cold waters of the pool, I had my dooms day with Lowell. Haha, lol I just stared blankly across the clear blue waters. Just this day I’m not gonna name anyone except the story above. I gotta be down cause the guilt we both felt was too extreme.Haha, I’m just a paranoid with a sense of humor from my fingertips. Again the effing bittersweet truth seems so excruciating.
I just wondered how I used this deep English words just this time around. I’m feeling a bit unnerving from the events. Gotta laugh out loud while listening to the doorbell sounds from my Plurk page. I need to refresh my ideas and think about the things I’ve felt from the pool and to the time I dried up to prepare for departure with my ill cousin Gem when my parents fetched me from the place. Gem was too ill to smile nicely.
I just made this very long and winding post to pass by the ticking time. Haha, my famous last words.
BIGAON KA!
Hiatus Mode
Posted in Humor, Personal, School, tagged blogging friends, Humor, Personal, School on July 3, 2009| 1 Comment »
Another week marked X on our calendars. It was fun yet stressing week filled with laughter and river of tears. Basically I just spent my time every evening making assignments, blogs or listening to some songs by my favorite bands Boyce Avenue, The Killers and singers Kanye West and Michael Jackson. We described the week as MJ Appreciation Day.
The hell, my ankles seldom hurt. I can’t eat my breakfast or dinner without a tuna sandwich made by my loving mom. I need to get fatter to look better or maybe grow taller. I just can’t resist the temptation of tuna here in “Tuna Capital of the Philippines.”
After the mambas of my fellow classmates/bloggers Edward and Chloe both celebrating their grand week. I then turned back and settled down. I slept late for many times this week. TGIF, I can finally write my blog patiently and much more interesting.
Thursday is stress day for me. Almost everyone became bums after the tiring day. Check this blog, http://www.assasinationofboredom.blogspot.com and you’d see the bumness of the bored St. TCJ class. I just stared blankly across the room after people took candid pictures and teased me with tons of humor. I joined my classmates playing to avoid sleeping vainly. My cousin/classmate Gem cried because he hurt his hand because of the constant slapping by my other classmates.
Thank god its finally free Friday. My classmate Chloe delivered her interesting 2-minute talk to the class entitled “Who Cares?!?” She was known for her blog filled with humor. My classmate JB with his low voice answered courageously the question, “What did Chloe felt when she watched the video of Kho-Halili?” with “She enjoyed it!” F***. Everyone was shocked with the chorus answer and cried out to laughter and anger. He twisted our attention to his insulting answer. Still everyone had fun listening to the article made by my classmate Chloe.
Two weeks of studying and reviewing before our SET A exam. I planned to have the so-called, “Hiatus Mode.”
hi⋅a⋅tus /haɪˈeɪtəs/ [hahy-ey-tuhs]
–noun, plural -tus⋅es, -tus.
1. a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action, etc.
-from http://www.dictionary.reference.com
I must prepare for the exam and sleep earlier than this week. If you can see me in person my face is filled with pimples and eye bags. I really hate that. Luckily there is no Rate, Hate, Discriminate here after my classmate Edward coined me as “Mr. Know-it-All.” I want to take a break and rest but I really can’t take the “The Bittersweet Truth” from my fingertips. I need to touch the keyboard for at least an hour.
Tomorrow will be a stunning and F-U-N day. We will have our so-called “Farewell/Welcome/Reunion party.” Yeah! I’m hoping I will not drown in the deep clear waters of LC5 tomorrow. Sleep anyone?
The Bittersweet Truth 